Machwerk
R.W. Aristoquakes
Teil 22-3
Lustiges
Froschliedersingen
im
Himmel
Zwanzig Minuten der Gesang
Durch des Himmels Halle klang.
Manch Stimme, vom Vortag gut geölt,
Mittels Rosas Spelingbrand,
Hat lauter noch als sonst gegrölt
Wenn es galt mit Engelsschwingen
Halleluja
froh zu singen.
Da konnt man nichts verbocken.
Es war schöner als Frohlocken!
Die Alten sowie auch die Jungen
Gaben den Fröschelchen zur Ehr
All ihre schönsten Töne her
Und haben Fortissimo gesungen.
Jesus der am Pulte stand
Und den Chor gar routiniert
Hat meisterhaft dort dirigiert,
Kam die Lautstärke entgegen.
Er dachte schelmisch und verwegen:
"Die Griechen im Olymp dort droben
Denken, dass mich die Engel loben
Wenn sie den Froschgesang nun hören!"
Um jene noch mehr zu betören
Stimmte er als nächstes dann
John Boardman's Hüpffroschhymne an.
The Battle Hymn of the Ranapublic
by John Boardman
Mine ears have heard the croaking of
the Giant Barded Frogs.
They are swimming through the marshes, they are leaping over logs.
They are eagerly devouring people, vampire bats, and dogs,
As they go hopping on!
They are swimming through the marshes, they are leaping over logs.
They are eagerly devouring people, vampire bats, and dogs,
As they go hopping on!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!
Their hides are leather shields on
which a sword has never stung.
They have claws upon the forefeet, they have barbs upon the toungue
With which they torture women who are sensitive and young
As they go hopping on!
They have claws upon the forefeet, they have barbs upon the toungue
With which they torture women who are sensitive and young
As they go hopping on!
They have armor-plated eyeballs and
their teeth are made of brass,
Their breath corrodes titanium, their voices shatter glass,
They shoot snake venom from their jaws and napalm out their ass,
As they go hopping on!
Their breath corrodes titanium, their voices shatter glass,
They shoot snake venom from their jaws and napalm out their ass,
As they go hopping on!
They'll jump a seven-meter fence,
they'll float like a balloon.
They'll swim like Flipper's brothers and they're fast as a typhoon.
In fact, they say that Armstrong found a couple on the Moon,
As they go hopping on!
They'll swim like Flipper's brothers and they're fast as a typhoon.
In fact, they say that Armstrong found a couple on the Moon,
As they go hopping on!
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wird fortgesetzt
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